The Malaysian Jokes

Thank Goodness!

One day at Sekolah Menengah Kampung Batu Laut...

“Isn’t the principle a dummy!” Said a boy to a girl.

“Say, do you know who i am?” Asked the girl.

“No.”

“I’m the principle’s daughter.”

“And do you know who i am?” Asked the boy.

“No.” She replied.

‘Thank goodness!” Said a boy before he run away.


Jackfruit

Amy was ex-porn star. She cute looking girl and also have a ‘big asset’. She decided to take her weight on the machine standing outside the Midvally Megamall.

She stepped onto the machine and put in a 50 cent coin. To her amazement, the machine spoke!

It said, “Can you please try that again, but without the ‘jackfruit’ this time!”

Offspring

NHK Correspondent: How many offspring you have?

Malaysian: Sorry, i don’t carry off springs.

Train

Lady: Is this my train?

Station Master: No, it belong to the Keretapi Tanah Melayu Berhad.

Lady: Don’t try to be funny. I mean to ask if i can take this train to Kuala Lumpur.

Station Master: No, ma’am. I’m afraid it’s too heavy.